Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Stop With The Script...I Beg Of You

I'm an artist, a tattooer, not a writer. I work in a tattoo shop not a god damn scriptorium. What in the name of fuck has taken a hold of  people and caused them to desire paragraphs of script etched into their flesh. How does the old saying go..."A picture is worth a thousand words". Text looks like shit on the body, nothing about it looks right. Everbody get's the same shit as well- "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", "only god can judge me", "life is beautiful", an entire bible verse or prayer or even worse a verse from some foolish band that will fade into nothingness withing a few months . These damn people are walking around with some self help book tattooed upon them, a human fucking fortune cookie. Hey check this out: Confucius says you're an idiot.
That "Love Kills" tattoo is so profound, cheer up emo kid. Oh what's that? You want the Boondock Saints Veritas tattoo on your hand even though you clearly have no other tattoos and you live in the suburbs. You're a badass now. Women/girls appear to be the worst offenders, stop with the novels and essays being written on your ribs it looks utterly foolish. Nobody wants to read you.

Look even Bill Maher agrees-


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